Chilinismos for the Non-Native Souls
Some things I've learned while in Chile:
Peloton is the Chilean version of "Survivor" where 20 somethings dressed in military outfits compete until the last round of eliminations. Very emotional, very dramatic.
Papi Ricky and Corazon de Maria are telenovelas
Rojo is a talent competition between Chilean stars but there are no eliminations in this show. Only a difference in ranking, depending on the viewer's Reyneta Revuelva in Santiago choices.
El Baile is a formal dance competition like "Dancing with the Stars" but most of the men dancers are twice as old as the women.
Did I mention that watching TV is a family activity for me here? me posing on the bus on our way to Vina
"Te quiero yo. Y tu a mi. Somos un a familia feliz." First line of the Barney song that my family sings to my 1.5 year old "brother" (my host mom's grandson) Benjamin
"a-e-i-o-u.... el burro es tu!" Another one of Benjamin's learning songs. Both my host mom and her daughter are teachers. They've been a great help as I've been preparing for classes.
Dulce de Leche does not exist in Chile. It is called Manjar and is actually a carmelized version of condensed milk.
Learn to think in military time.
Pisco is a Chilean brandy that can be added to any soft drink but is typically had with sour mix. Pisco Sours. =)
Even if you thousands of miles away from the States, you will still find MTV on tv infiltrating the minds of young kids (like my 12, soon to be 13 yr. old "sister" ie. host mom's granddaughter) with programs such as Next and Sweet Sixteen.
Most coffee served here is powdered. Real coffee exists but isn't had on a regular basis.
Even young Benjamin has stayed up until 11pm on any given night.
Clubs don't really get going to 1am. They don't close until 5am. Me and our girls in Mejillonas (Jamie and Rio)
The little metal baskets outside each house are not for lazy storks bearing more children to the city of Antofagasta. They're actually the trash receptacles.
Dog poop on the streets isn't from lazy dog walkers (although it could be). It's usually the strays that rule the streets day and night.
Add po to the end of your sentences. Esp when saying "Si" or "No. aka: "Si, 'po. No, 'po."
Don't tell them you like George Bush. He's not so popular over here.
If you tell any little kid you like Regaetton you become automatically cooler.
Completos are hot dogs served with mashed avocado, usu. mayonnaise, and other condiments.
Dulce de Membrillo is a solidified spread made from the membrillo fruit (hard and slightly bitter like an apple)
Punk look is in for teenagers.
No matter how many times I can say I'm from the US, I will still be the Chinita.
Give kisses and spend time with your family. Especially for almuerzo in the middle of the day, when kids can get up to 2 hours off to be home with their families.
Some music to check out: "Lo que paso paso" by Daddy Yankee, "Eres Para Mi" by Julietta Venegas, "Chico Malo" by Sixpack
I love this picture. Isn't is upside down?

